I wanna live in a cottage and bake apple pies and cook dinner and read books hell yeahhhhhh

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Hello I would like piña coladas please

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#I want Spanish alcohol

"Even though ur cat’s dead I’m still really horny"

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#I'm drinking

It’s a tragic story oh my god

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#about me

deluminator:

my mom is rly gonna love this poem

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Talk about a mood killer amirite

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harryedward:

in america we don’t say “i love you” we just send people the emoji with the sunglasses 

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Hey if you’re doing naughty things with a guy and his cat dies it’s probably a sign from god that y’all shouldn’t bang

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#words of wisdom #~I'm drinking~