My name is Kylie, but I'd prefer it if you referred to me as "my lady" or "your majesty". My home is at Disneyland and I'm most comfortable on a stage.


ok so last night sucked and then it was good and then it was really good and now it’s today and i’m sad again

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HERA: who is this
ZEUS: who is what
HERA: who is this naked youth
ZEUS: youre going to have to be more specific
HERA: the one at your feet
ZEUS: oh
what about him
HERA: where did he come from
ZEUS: where did any of us come from
you know?
could be from the sea
or my own head
or spit up by an angry snake
hard to tell
HERA: did you kidnap him for sex
ZEUS: what
HERA: did he kidnap you for sex
ZEUS: no
my cup guy
this is Ganymede, Official Cup Holder
he holds the cups
HERA: really
ZEUS: youve been saying forever that we need a guy to hold all the cups we use
HERA: i’ve never said that
ZEUS: someones been saying it
i just thought id save us all a little trouble
HERA: why isn’t he holding any cups
ZEUS: what
HERA: if he’s the cup holder why doesn’t he have a cup to offer me
i’m thirsty
[ZEUS raises his hands and all of Mount Olympus begins to shake violently. HERA is trapped underneath a falling rock]
ZEUS: sorry babe
cant hear you over all this earthquake

I am so nauseous right now and I can’t tell if it’s from my migraine or something else but either way I am miserable and my friend wants to walk the campus today but I dunno if I can do it

hey kids i just moved into my dorm in college and am SUPER depressed so if i’m not here very often that’s why


Have you ever just looked at someone and thought, “I really love you”. They’re just talking or humming or watching a movie or reading a book or laughing or something, and there’s something about them in that moment that makes you think, “I just really love you”

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the spider fucking killed him dude


the spider fucking killed him dude