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My name is Kylie, but I'd prefer it if you referred to me as "my lady" or "your majesty". My home is at Disneyland and I'm most comfortable on a stage.

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whoistorule:

rwantsthed:

send dick pics??? nahhh. invite your buddy out to lunch, pull him into the bathroom, and show him your dick there.

#the adventures of ernest hemingway and f scott fitzgerald

krudman:

Ignore the terrifying thumbnail. Please watch this.

Tagged with: #good things  

soccer-mom:

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER

Tagged with: #good things  

kaonashizen:

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt

Tagged with: #crying a little  #I love Andy  

I’ve been reading about the haunted mansion for an hour
I was supposed to be doing college reading
Oh well