I wanna live in a cottage and bake apple pies and cook dinner and read books hell yeahhhhhh
Hello I would like piña coladas please
"Even though ur cat’s dead I’m still really horny"
It’s a tragic story oh my god
my mom is rly gonna love this poem
Talk about a mood killer amirite
in america we don’t say “i love you” we just send people the emoji with the sunglasses